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Mr. Wonka: Wrong, sir, wrong! Under section thirty-seven B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offer shall become null & void if, & u can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy, "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit alrights, privileges, & licenses, herein & herein contained et cetera et cetera, fax mentis, incendium Gloria culpum et cetera et cetera, memo bis punitor delicatum!" It's all there, black & white, clear as crystal! U stole fizzy lifting drinks. U bumped into the ceiling, which now has to be washed & sterilized, so u get nothing! U lose! Good day, sir! Grandpa Joe: You're a crook. You're a cheat & a swindler! That's what u r! How CAN u do a thing like this? Build up a little boys hopes & then smash all his dreams to pieces. You're an inhuman monster! Mr. Wonka: I said, "Good day!" Grandpa Joe: Come on, Charlie. Let's get out of here. I'm going to get the even of him if it's the last thing I ever do. If Slugworth wants a gobstopper, he'll get one.

Mr. Wonka: Wrong, sir, wrong! Under section thirty-seven of the contract signed by him, all offer shall become null & void et cetera et cetera et cetera..." U stole fizzy lifting drinks. To make matters worse... u allowed a cat into my factory. A cat & his 2 filthy mice friends. Now the entire factory will have to be sterilized. So u get nothing! U lose! Good day, sir! Grandpa Joe: You're a cheat. How CAN u build up a little boys hopes & then disappoint him like this? Mr. Wonka: I said, "Good day!" Grandpa Joe: Come on, Charlie. You've still got your gobstopper. Once we find a way to bring back Slugworth, he'll pay big money for it.

He accuses Mr. Wonka of being a crook, a cheat, a swindler, and an inhuman monster after he foolishly encourages Charlie to sign a contract without even reading the terms and conditions first, thinking they have nothing to lose, and then he leads himself and Charlie into breaking the rules by stealing Fizzy Lifting Drinks. This old fart who's been laying on his ass in bed for 20 years, but miraculously was able to walk again after given the opportunity to go to a marvelous candy factory with his grandson and come home with a lifetime supply of free candy, provided that they didn't break any rules, in which case they did. Yeah, you're the last person to accuse anyone of being a crook, a cheat, a swindler, and an inhuman monster, Grandpa Joe!

Y O U G E T _N O T H I N G_

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0:55 Come on, Charlie. Let's get out of here. I'm gonna get even with him if it's the last thing I do. If Slugworth wants a Gobstopper, he'll get one.

I don't mean to beat about the bush, but what does sterilized mean?

He missed out the parts "Under" and "Section".

Alternative ending: (The lights go out) Wonka: "What the?! What happened to the lights?! Everything blacked out!" (Black Yoshi's eyes appear in the darkness) Wonka: "Huh?! Who's that?!" Black Yoshi: "WONKA, PLEASE!"

oh my gosh LOL i love this!

Alternative ending: (Charlie throws the gobstopper at wonkas face) Wonka: “Ow what the!?” Charlie: “I HATE YOU MR WONKA!!!!! I don’t want that gobstopper anymore. I’m going to give it to slugworth!” Wonka: “WELL I HATE YOU BACK YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!!! I THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE THE RIGHTFUL HEIR TO MY FACTORY BUT I WAS WRONG!!!!!!!!!! YOU’RE WORST THAN THE OTHER KIDS!!!!!!!!! GET THE FU*K OUT OF MY FACTORY AND DON’T EVER FU*KING COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!” (Grandpa joe slits wonkas throat then wonka climbed up to grandpa joe with his dying breath) Wonka: “Fu*k you………!” (Then wonka collapsed onto the floor) Grandpa joe: “Come on Charlie let’s get out of here. Let’s just tell the police he did it himself and if slugworth wants a gobstopper he’ll get one!”

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0:39 You’re a crook! You’re a cheat and a swindler! That’s what you are! How could you do a thing like this!? Build up a little boys hopes and then smash All his dreams to pieces! YOU’RE AN INHUMAN MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

You're a crook..... You're a cheat and a swindler! *That's* what you are. How can you do a thing like this? Build up a little boy's hopes and then smash all his dreams to pieces. You're an inhuman *MONSTER....*

The part where the words shake when Grandpa Joe shouts through gritted teeth, "You're an inhuman monster!!!" is so hilarious!

berry nice!

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You get nothing You Lose Good to hear of it

I SAID GOOD DAY! 🚪😱

Sorry I haven't been able to come to the streams lately, Ace! Being a dad's been very busy lol. But glad I can still catch some content here! Great idea throwing this on youtube! Thanks man! I'll do my best to catch one of your next streams!

May I know what was yar Program of Drawing .. and I have huge interest in E.Arts and Coding. Just for now I am doing codings

Willy Wonka on Helium

0:50 "YOU'RE AN INHUMAN MONSTER!!!"

XD

Etcetera etcetera!

goodbye kirbs ;-;7

When you spend all your hard effort on something you barely get any return in.

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Cute drawing!!

0:39 The nerve of that old piece of shit narcissist, trying to shift the blame on Wonka! How does calling him 'a crook, a cheat and a swindler' defend or justify the fact that he and Charlie broke the rules in the contract???!!! I REALLY hate it when people try to put the blame on their accuser to cover their guilt, actions or sins!

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This is amazing 😂

GOOD DAY SIR!!!

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100th like heck yes

I like how the word MONSTER shakes

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This is great.

Willy Wonka: The Lawyer

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Can someone please make a super long loop of this? and then tell me when you do? I need it

Can someone please make a super long loop of this? and then tell me when you do? I need it

what software do you use for that

you spell ceiling wrong!

This was really good. Favorite Archer moment by far.

Thank you for this (no pun intended)

FUCKING WIN!